Texts from last night...

[R13]

texts from last night


Pretty hilarious ones on there.

[Biggin]

yeah its a funny site, but i sometimes doubt the legitimacy of some of those texts

my favorite:

(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
that is hilarious
if they tried that here, theyd get murdered haha

[R13]

I do too, but what I don't know won't hurt me.

Found a few that cracked me up...

(702): Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
(1-702): You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.


(303): maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."

(678): He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".

(484): Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry

(267): Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.

(207): in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask

(828): There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
(402): Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
(402): The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"


(902): bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
(1-902): the hells wrong with u


(315): Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.